"Fuck Cars" Mittens

Introducing our uniquely designed mittens, crafted specifically for the dedicated bicyclist and urban enthusiast! These mittens are the perfect blend of style and functionality, ideal for avid cyclists who brave the winter weather in the Midwest. Designed for your husband, who handles all grocery shopping and an endless array of errands by bike, these mittens ensure that he stays warm while also making a fashion statement. What sets these mittens apart is their clever design: the words are intentionally positioned to face outward, allowing him to proudly display them to fellow urbanists as he rides through the streets. Not only do these mittens provide essential warmth and comfort, but they also add a touch of personality to his biking gear, making him the envy of friends and fellow cyclists alike. Elevate your winter wardrobe or surprise a loved one with this stylish knitting pattern. Perfect for intermediate knitters looking to create a memorable and practical accessory for the winter biking experience!